Quote #14586
Paradise is exactly like where you are right now… only much, much better.
Quote #1158
I have noticed that the people who are late are often so much jollier...
Quote #27008
Never be haughty to the humble never be humble to the haughty.
Quote #8651
We mortals with immortal minds are only born for sufferings and joys, and one...
Quote #17529
It belongs to human nature to hate those you have injured.
Quote #9410
Religion is the opiate of the masses.
Quote #12468
There is nothing like returing to a place that remains uncganged to find how...
Quote #495
The prostitute is the only honest woman left in America.
Quote #8814
The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other...
Quote #7967
Being another character is more interesting than being yourself.