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A scholar who cherishes the love of comfort is not fit to be deemed...
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Give not over thy soul to sorrow and afflict not thyself in thy own...
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The man who leaves money to charity in his will is only giving away...
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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Heat cannot be separated from fire, or beauty from The Eternal.
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Wasting sarcasm is a sin.
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Never mistake knowledge for wisdom. One helps you make a living; the other helps...
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Humor is a rubber sword–it allows you to make a point without drawing blood.
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Kindness is the life’s blood, the elixir of marriage. Kindness makes the difference between...