Quote #33043
The only thing dumber than a pitcher is two pitchers.
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In Marseilles they make half the toilet soap we consume in America, but the...
Quote #31271
The reason people sweat is so they won’t catch fire when making love.
Quote #15365
Having supplied them with names, omnipotence, justice, knowledge, Providence, – what are they?
Quote #22754
Our instinctive emotions are those that we have inherited from a much more dangerous...
Quote #22326
There is no place more delightful than home.
Quote #20848
Cowards die many times before their deaths The valiant never taste of death but...
Quote #34606
This is the devilish thing about foreign affairs they are foreign and will not...
Quote #27830
I looked up and saw my flag. But I didn’t hear my anthem. (about...
Quote #16994
Next to the originator of a good sentence is the first quoter of it.