Quote #17191
Employ your time in improving yourself by other men’s writings, so that you shall...
Quote #2532
Philosophy is to the real world as masturbation is to sex.
Quote #30133
Only grown-ups have difficulty with childproof bottles.
Quote #7651
But far more numerous was the herd of such, Who think too little and...
Quote #24393
So long as we have enough people in this country willing to fight for...
Quote #23442
Carpe diem, quam minimum credula postero.Lat., Seize the day, put no trust in tomorrow.
Quote #29559
Advertising is a valuable economic factor because it is the cheapest way of selling...
Quote #31153
Relativity keeps anything from happening at once. Quantum mechanics keeps everything from really happening...
Quote #27667
When a man gets up to speak, people listen, then look. When a woman...
Quote #18405
Everyone who receives the protection of society owes a return for the benefit.