Quote #6229
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an...
Quote #1548
Humility is no substitute for a good personality.
Quote #14017
Creativity is the power to connect the seemingly unconnected.
Quote #6591
Civilizations in decline are consistently characterised by a tendency towards standardization and uniformity.
Quote #25148
Nothing amuses me more than the easy manner with which everybody settles the abundance...
Quote #18387
Never raise your hand to your children it leaves your midsection unprotected.
Quote #11152
A closed mouth gathers no feet.
Quote #19253
When I tell the truth, it is not for the sake of convincing those...
Quote #939
Many, if not all, of my presidential opponents are certifiable idiots.
Quote #625
No degree of dullness can safeguard a work against the determination of critics to...