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You can’t put the toothpaste back in the tube.
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Do not smoke without asking permission or sit so near (as in a train)...
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We cannot swing up on a rope that is attached only to our own...
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It is not possible for one to teach others who cannot teach his own...
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A tyrant must put on the appearance of uncommon devotion to religion. Subjects are...
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In films murders are always very clean. I show how difficult it is and...
Quote #13519
The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
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Proportion your expenses to what you have, not what you expect.
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For four-fifths of our history, our planet was populated by pond scum.
Quote #12797
He that can have patience can have what he will.