Quote #34649
My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they’re in August.
Quote #1740
Religion is a monumental chapter in the history of human egotism.
Quote #12756
God helps those who help themselves.
Quote #2913
The penalty for laughing in a courtroom is six months in jail; if it...
Quote #2426
It was like passing the scene of a highway accident and being relieved to...
Quote #8491
The only thing that comes from a sleeping man are dreams.
Quote #27691
It is easy to forget that the most important aspect of comedy, after all,...
Quote #10921
Social history might be defined negatively as the history of a people with the...
Quote #30572
I never make stupid mistakes. Only very, very clever ones.
Quote #16243
The spirit of the age is filled with the disdain for thinking.