Quote #13009
I am in the prime of senility.
Quote #20269
Time will explain it all. He is a talker, and needs no questioning before...
Quote #13496
A committee is a thing which takes a week to do what one good...
Quote #21108
It might be said now that I have the best of both worlds. A...
Quote #147
An honest politician is one who, when he is bought, will stay bought.
Quote #34632
I say, thou mad March hare.
Quote #30688
If someone had told me I would be Pope one day, I would have...
Quote #23009
Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee and I’ll forgive Thy great big...
Quote #13657
Explanation separates us from astonishment, which is the only gateway to the incomprehensible.
Quote #20398
If a man does not keep pace with his companions, perhaps it is because...