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Have you ever dated someone because you were too lazy to commit suicide?
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Humor is, I think, the subtlest and chanciest of literary forms. It is surely...
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No human being, however great, or powerful, was ever so free as a fish.
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My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the...
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Too much sanity may be madness – and the maddest of all – to...
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Good humor is a paradox. The unexpected juxtaposition of the reasonable next to the...
Quote #13675
Many candles can be kindled from one candle without diminishing it.
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When you have once seen the glow of happiness on the face of a...
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In real love you want the other person’s good. In romantic love you want...
Quote #9474
A family is a family not because of gender but because of values, like...