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I speak truth, not so much as I would, but as much as I...
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I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line...
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I don’t think necessity is the mother of invention – invention, in my opinion,...
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What feeling is so nice as a child’s hand in yours So small, so...
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Those who marry to escape something usually find something else.
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Do not follow where the path may lead. Go, instead, where there is no...
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I think it would be a good idea.
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Sometimes the world seemed to come with subtitles, like a foreign film. So help...
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If it was raining soup, the Irish would go out with forks.
Quote #27224
If anyone attempts to hall down the American flag shoot him on the spot.