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He has a splendid repertoire of 500 words. Why does he insist on using...
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Ooops. My brain just hit a bad sector.
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At the opera in Milan with my daughter and me, Needleman leaned out of...
Quote #6913
When you go to buy, use your eyes, not your ears.
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To me – old age is always ten years older than I am.
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It is simplicity that makes the uneducated more effective than the educated when addressing...
Quote #27951
We challenge each other to be funnier and smarter.
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I was working in a parking lot, which is a great place to learn...
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I would rather be exposed to the inconveniences attending too much liberty than to...
Quote #7203
With reasonable men I will reason; with humane men I will plea; but to...