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Wit is so shining a quality that everybody admires it; most people aim at...
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Success is how high you bounce when you hit bottom.
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Sentimentality is the emotional promiscuity of those who have no sentiment.
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Marriage is based on the theory that when man discovers a brand of beer...
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I hope some animal never bores a hole in my head and lays its...
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Try to put your happiness before anyone else’s, because you may never have done...
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Half of the secular unrest and dismal, profane sadness of modern society comes from...
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Give me a place to stand, and I will move the Earth.
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She cried, and the judge wiped her tears with my checkbook.
Quote #24357
The patient in spirit is better than the proud in spirit.