Quote #5337
Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn, my God do you learn.
Quote #20875
So may he rest, his faults lie gently on him
Quote #14561
In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made...
Quote #32725
It’s not true that nice guys finish last. Nice guys are winners before the...
Quote #30203
A strange thing is memory, and hope one looks backward, and the other forward...
Quote #8076
Lost time is never found again.
Quote #8677
There is no such thing as “fun for the whole family.”
Quote #3343
A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and...
Quote #5006
A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history,...
Quote #24454
I shall be as secret as the grave.