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I have never been especially impressed by the heroics of people who are convinced...
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A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and...
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Beware of the young doctor and the old barber.
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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I agree with everything you say, but I would attack to the death your...
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New opinions are always suspected, and usually opposed, without any other reason but because...
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The philosophy of one century is the common sense of the next.
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One will rarely err if extreme actions be ascribed to vanity, ordinary actions to...
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Wit is so shining a quality that everybody admires it; most people aim at...
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We have found a strange footprint on the shores of the unknown. We have...