Quote #23846
It is a youthful failing to be unable to control one’s impulses.
Quote #28484
Senator, I am one of them. You do not seem to understand who I...
Quote #20093
Pray, pray very much but beware of telling God what you want.
Quote #19319
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.
Quote #22844
To the man who only has a hammer in the toolkit, every problem looks...
Quote #25512
You got to be careful if you don’t know where you’re going, because you...
Quote #7950
Outside every fat man there was an even fatter man trying to close in.
Quote #8250
Happiness is the only sanction of life; where happiness fails, existence remains a mad...
Quote #7937
The only certainty is that nothing is certain.
Quote #4973
Speak to me as to thy thinkings, As thou dost ruminate, and give thy...