Quote #1155
The pure and simple truth is rarely pure and never simple.
Quote #13979
Before you put on a frown, make absolutely sure there are no smiles available.
Quote #33189
I have lost friends, some by death, others through sheer inability to cross the...
Quote #6067
Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a...
Quote #28116
He is great enough that is his own master.
Quote #6422
A man who wants to lead the orchestra must turn his back on the...
Quote #2289
Even if you do learn to speak correct English, whom are you going to...
Quote #4981
I have Immortal longings in me.
Quote #26411
All that I’ve learned, I’ve forgotten. The little I still know, I’ve guessed.
Quote #34012
I expect to pass through this world but once any good thing therefore that...