Quote #13821
Half the world is composed of idiots, the other half of people clever enough...
Quote #21603
The founding fathers in their wisdom decided that children were an unnatural strain on...
Quote #30260
We protest against unjust criticism, but we accept unearned applause.
Quote #15610
Only those who have the patience to do simple things perfectly ever acquire the...
Quote #6807
Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.
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I am not a saint, unless you think of a saint as a sinner...
Quote #18978
All the president is, is a glorified public relations man who spends his time...
Quote #3919
If you aspire to the highest place, it is no disgrace to stop at...
Quote #11205
A husband is always a sensible man; he never thinks of marrying.
Quote #1688
Each handicap is like a hurdle in a steeplechase, and when you ride up...