Quote #6068
Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain.
Quote #9838
Hope sees the invisible, feels the intangible, and achieves the impossible.
Quote #32385
One who thinks by the inch and talks by the mile should be kicked...
Quote #24186
We cannot solve our problems with the same thinking we used when we created...
Quote #29730
A popular government without popular information or the means of acquiring it, is but...
Quote #5389
Shame is that intrinsic meter of our own heart to tell us that we...
Quote #2319
What is the matter with the poor is poverty; what is the matter with...
Quote #31319
Let… others call me a hypocrite because I fired a gun in a moment...
Quote #5470
The moment of victory is much too short to live for that and nothing...
Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...