Quote #915
Gratitude is merely the secret hope of further favors.
Quote #33805
I have you and even if we never meet or ever see each other,...
Quote #20735
Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
Quote #26388
A great NOW will be a great WAS A bad NOW will always be...
Quote #7796
When a true genius appears in this world, you may know him by this...
Quote #33043
The only thing dumber than a pitcher is two pitchers.
Quote #2335
Chastity always takes its toll. In some it produces pimples; in others, sex laws.
Quote #34916
Seize the moment of excited curiosity on any subject to solve your doubts for...
Quote #22432
Life without a friend is death without a witness.
Quote #29937
Life without sex might be safer but it would be unbearably dull. It is...