Quote #418
Different taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.
Quote #34313
To be turned from one’s course by men’s opinions, by blame, and by misrepresentation...
Quote #26140
There are two days in the week about which and upon which I never...
Quote #23033
Fans don’t boo nobodies.
Quote #10848
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
Quote #19400
To be idle is a short road to death and to be diligent is...
Quote #17181
I am the wisest man alive, for I know one thing, and that is...
Quote #20363
People who say you’re just as old as you feel are all wrong, fortunately.
Quote #25926
Truth exists, only falsehood has to be invented.
Quote #14324
Our progress as a nation can be no swifter than our progress in education....