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If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs, it’s...
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If a man is called to be a streetsweeper, he should sweep streets even...
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Now we are all sons of bitches.
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I want to find a voracious, small-minded predator and name it after the IRS.
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Wise sayings often fall on barren ground; but a kind word is never thrown...
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My parents only had one argument in forty-five years. It lasted forty-three years.
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On doing another talk show It would be like going back to a relationship....
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Don’t join the book burners. Don’t think you’re going to conceal faults by concealing...
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To strive with an equal is dangerous with a superior, mad with an inferior,...
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When a woman marries again, it is because she detested her first husband. When...