Quote #33043
The only thing dumber than a pitcher is two pitchers.
Quote #26022
The tragedy of life is not that man loses but that he almost wins.
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People laugh when I say that I think a jellyfish is one of the...
Quote #7360
Never lose hope.
Quote #9995
Men want the same thing from women that they want from their underwear… a...
Quote #23083
There can be no friendship without confidence, and no confidence without integrity.
Quote #21211
A little philosophy inclineth man’s mind to atheism, but depth in philosophy bringeth man’s...
Quote #26743
Gonzo leaps like a giraffe and grabs it.
Quote #30191
Put love first. Entertain thoughts that give life. And when a thought or resentment,...
Quote #22261
The truth, as the light, makes blind.