Quote #12974
The secret of health for both mind and body is not to mourn for...
Quote #13534
Every nation ridicules other nations — and all are right.
Quote #10319
Civilization is the process of reducing the infinite to the finite.
Quote #10640
Bear in mind that you should conduct yourself in life as at a feast.
Quote #6327
Eternity is a mere moment, just long enough for a joke.
Quote #28468
Half the failures of this world arise from pulling in one’s horse as he...
Quote #13522
I believe in looking reality straight in the eye and denying it.
Quote #15312
It is not a lucky word, this name “impossible”; no good comes of those...
Quote #12596
In the end, everything is a gag.
Quote #5516
Mystery is underrated, and understanding is overrated.