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A man’s work is his dilemma his job is his bondage, but it also...
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She got her looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon.
Quote #15731
I was the son of an immigrant. I experienced bigotry, intolerance and prejudice, even...
Quote #5488
How do you define God? Like this. A God I could understand, at least...
Quote #26045
The only true happiness comes from squandering ourselves for a purpose.
Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #25112
It is not death that a man should fear, but he should fear never...
Quote #18986
Nixon is a shifty-eyed goddamn liar. . . . .He’s one of the few...
Quote #8376
The art of being wise is the art of knowing what to overlook.
Quote #5671
The people I distrust most are those who want to improve our lives but...