Quote #34548
Why is it that our memory is good enough to retain the least triviality...
Quote #25419
I do most of my work sitting down that’s where I shine.
Quote #19351
Communism is like prohibition, it’s a good idea but it won’t work.
Quote #2686
The secret of dealing successfully with a child is not to be its parent.
Quote #21966
Don’t hit at all if it is honorably possible to avoid hitting but never...
Quote #16330
Common sense is the knack of seeing things as they are, and doing things...
Quote #33028
Ideas are like wandering sons. They show up when you least expect them.
Quote #13126
One ought to seek out virtue for its own sake, without being influenced by...
Quote #9717
I had a dream last night that a hamburger was eating ME!
Quote #26287
It’s a scientific fact that if you stay in California you lose one point...