Quote #20379
Tell me and I’ll forget. Show me, and I may not remember. Involve me,...
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My doctor says that I have a malformed public-duty gland and a natural deficiency...
Quote #6161
See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and...
Quote #33090
Doing the best at this moment puts you in the best place for the...
Quote #19959
What sunshine is to flowers, smiles are to humanity. These are but trifles, to...
Quote #23580
All things are cause for either laughter or weeping.
Quote #18722
Happiness sneaks through a door you didn’t know that you left open.
Quote #19592
The softest things in the world overcome the hardest things in the world. Through...
Quote #15110
Gossip is only the lack of a worthy memory.
Quote #2540
He that is of the opinion money will do everything may well be suspected...