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Sex is a bad thing because it rumples the clothes.
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The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love...
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You can’t divorce religious belief and public service … I’ve never detected any conflict...
Quote #8606
I have plentyof common sense! I just choose to ignore it.
Quote #8072
Men seldom make passes At girls who wear glasses.
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Adults find pleasure in deceiving a child. They consider it necessary, but they also...
Quote #24151
He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my...
Quote #27051
The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.
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Harriet Do you actually like haggis Charlie No, I think it’s repellent in every...
Quote #24507
Tell me thy company, and I will tell thee what thou art.