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Once you get people laughing, they’re listening and you can tell them almost anything.
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The fool wonders, the wise man asks.
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An expert is a man who has made all the mistakes which can be...
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I have never been able to conceive how any rational being could propose happiness...
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Never say never, for if you live long enough, chances are you will not...
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Watching football is like watching pornography. There’s plenty of action, and I can’t take...
Quote #33405
Refuse to be ill. Never tell people you are ill never own it to...
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There are only two ways of telling the complete truth–anonymously and posthumously.
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He who angers you conquers you.
Quote #30762
Man is the measure of all things.