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Having children makes you no more a parent than having a piano makes you...
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Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress....
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Other people may not have high expectations of me, But I have high expectations...
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Abuse a man unjustly, and you will make friends for him.
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I’m living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to...
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Happiness hates the timid So does science
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Between eigtheen and twenty, life is like an exchange where one buys stocks, not...
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I guess you go too far when pianos try to be guitars.
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To be healthy, wealthy, happy and successful in any and all areas of your...
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Judge not the horse by his saddle.