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Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way....
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Laughter is the closest distance between two people.
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Usenet is like Tetris for people who still know how to read.
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When you are right you cannot be too radical; when you are wrong, you...
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Neither a borrower nor a lender be For loan oft loses both itself and...
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It is only a poor sort of happiness that could ever come by caring...
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When in doubt, duck.
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Every man is like the company he is wont to keep.
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True philosophy invents nothing it merely establishes and describes what is.
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Some people weave burlap into the fabric of our lives, and some weave gold...