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He is a hard man who is only just, and a sad one who...
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The true science and study of man is man.
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To lose one parent, Mr Worthing, may be regarded as a misfortune to lose...
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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
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An archaeologist is the best husband any woman can have the older she gets,...
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People who know the least always argue the most.
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A sailor without a destination cannot hope for a favorable wind.
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An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less.
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There are so many opportunities in life, that the loss of two or three...
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I would rather live in a world where my life is surrounded by mystery...