Quote #1461
Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper.
Quote #28857
I have lived to thank God that all my prayers have not been answered.
Quote #8092
Youth is easily deceived because it is quick to hope.
Quote #13697
Abstinence is as easy to me, as temperance would be difficult.
Quote #3851
Never do anything when you are in a temper, for you will do everything...
Quote #8804
is the lava of the imagination whose eruption prevents an earthquake.
Quote #28421
You know how to paint a room real fast Just put paint rollers on...
Quote #3621
Man has made use of his intelligence, he invented stupidity.
Quote #20366
The road to Easy Street goes through the sewer.
Quote #24604
A man who makes trouble for others is also making trouble for himself.