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I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell my children that,...
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I shall be breakfasted before you are afield. In short, I shall astonish you...
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I sometimes think of what future historians will say of us. A single sentence...
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Civilization is the distance man has placed between himself and his excreta.
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Nothing ever gets settled in this town. … a seething debating society in which...
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There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the...
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We want God to come and save us. But he won?t. God doesn?t stop...
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I have no expectation of making a hit every time I come to bat....
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We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for ours...
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The prospect of success in achieving our most cherished dream is not without its...