Quote #1376
I must govern the clock, not be governed by it.
Quote #30895
If you can’t go over, you must go under.
Quote #419
Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue.
Quote #27111
The enjoyment of life would be instantly gone if you removed the possibility of...
Quote #24459
Ill-luck, you know, seldom comes alone.
Quote #30193
I’m a controversial figure. My friends either dislike me or hate me.
Quote #24048
There are two perfect men one dead, and the other unborn.
Quote #19851
The trouble with jogging is that, by the time you realize you’re not in...
Quote #20966
Friendship is constant in all other things Save in the office and affairs of...
Quote #34331
I’ve been over what I’m supposed to say and I’ve got to tell you,...