Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #22264
There is but one truly serious philosophical problem, and that is suicide. Judging whether...
Quote #16261
The world will change for the better when people decide they are sick and...
Quote #9700
America is not merely a nation but a nation of nations.
Quote #3925
To disagree with three-fourths of the British public is one of the first requisites...
Quote #4935
By the pricking of my thumbs,Something wicked this way comes. Open, locks, Whoever knocks!
Quote #16034
Some people lose their health getting wealth and then lose their wealth gaining health.
Quote #28965
A fat paunch never breeds fine thoughts.
Quote #5927
You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.
Quote #5344
I believe this nation should commit itself, to achieving the goal, before this decade...