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America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than...
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The 6s, of course, was the worst time in the world to try to...
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Et tu, Brute
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Men, I want you just thinking of one word all season. One word and...
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The only thing dumber than a pitcher is two pitchers.
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Mathematics is the language with which God has written the universe.
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No normal man ever fell in love after thirty when the kidneys begin to...
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At high tide fish eat ants; at low tide ants eat fish.
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Hope is the only universal liar who never loses his reputation for veracity.
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There is a good side to every situation.