Quote #32594
God save me from my friends. I can protect myself from my enemies.
Quote #27509
Over the years your bodies become walking autobiographies, telling friends and strangers alike of...
Quote #34068
Honesty pays, but it doesn’t seem to pay enough to suit some people.
Quote #19672
Wealth is not his that has it, but his who enjoys it.
Quote #12654
It seems to me that if you or I must choose between two courses...
Quote #11219
A man is as old as he feels himself to be.
Quote #25471
Only barbarians are not curious about where they come from, how they came to...
Quote #470
Whenever I get married I start buying Gourmet Magazine.
Quote #28332
I wish my name was Todd, because then I could say, ‘Yes, my name’s...
Quote #11924
I have never examined the subject of humor until now. I am surprised to...