Quote #6143
What is an epigram? A dwarfish whole, its body brevity, and wit its soul.
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Each has his past shut in him like the leaves of a book known...
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Give a member of Congress a junket and a mimeograph machine and he thinks...
Quote #22999
The brain is a wonderful organ it starts working the moment you get up...
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One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting...
Quote #10711
If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education,...
Quote #6326
The true mystery of the world is the visible, not the invisible.
Quote #26177
Only the weak are cruel. Gentleness can only be expected from the strong.
Quote #16704
Best be yourself, imperial, plain and true
Quote #2623
I enjoy being a highly overpaid actor.