Quote #2280
Read my lips–NO NEW TAXES!
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The most likely way for the world to be destroyed, most experts agree, is...
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There are three principal means of acquiring knowledge. . . observation of nature, reflection,...
Quote #2434
How could I lose to such an idiot?
Quote #2166
Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But...
Quote #26318
Take care of the sense and the sounds will take care of themselves.
Quote #31583
When the Earth is sick, the animals will begin to disappear, when that happens,...
Quote #24875
We can all be angels to one another. We can choose to obey the...
Quote #34788
Yesterday I was a dog. Today I’m a dog. Tomorrow I’ll probably still be...
Quote #26157
When someone who is known for being comedic does something straight, it’ s always...