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Lloyd Hey, I guess they’re right senior citizens although slow and dangerous behind the...
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I never put on a pair of shoes until I’ve worn them at least...
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So may he rest, his faults lie gently on him!
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Your brain can only absorb what your ass can endure.
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Memory is not wisdom; idiots can by rote repeat volumes. Yet what is wisdom...
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You can never learn less, you can only learn more.
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Religion is a bandage that man has invented to protect a soul made bloody...
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If high heels were so wonderful, men would be wearing them.
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Wit is the lowest form of humor.
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Fear is, I believe, a most effective tool in destroying the soul of an...