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Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal...
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It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong.
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you may not be responsible for being down. but you are respinsible for getting...
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The Padres, after winning the first game of the doubleheader, are ahead here in...
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No good deed goes unpunished.
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Men, in general, are but great children.
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If a man does not make new acquaintances as he advances through life, he...
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The country has charms only for those not obliged to stay there.
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There’s no pleasure on earth that’s worth sacrificing for the sake of an extra...