Quote #3299
The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable man persists in trying...
Quote #381
Sex is a bad thing because it rumples the clothes.
Quote #15923
The hardest arithmetic to master is that which enables us to count our blessings.
Quote #10877
Happiness is as a butterfly which, when pursued, is always beyond our grasp, but...
Quote #12111
Blessed is the man who expects nothing, for he shall never be disappointed.
Quote #33686
Men willingly believe what they wish.
Quote #1764
Man is a clever animal who behaves like an imbecile.
Quote #4068
Whoever said love is blind is dead wrong. Love is the only thing that...
Quote #34438
This isn’t right. This isn’t even wrong.
Quote #18502
Invite the man that loves thee to a feast, but let alone thine enemy.