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Americans adore me and will go on adoring me until I say something nice...
Quote #24790
Money is the root of all evil, and yet it is such a useful...
Quote #26748
Finley is going over to get a new piece of bat.
Quote #12887
Kindness is more important than wisdom, and the recognition of this is the beginning...
Quote #28539
Fill your mouth with marbles and make a speech. Every day reduce the number...
Quote #5671
The people I distrust most are those who want to improve our lives but...
Quote #18735
Nobody really cares if you’re miserable, so you might as well be happy.
Quote #14672
To grow old is to grow common. Old age equalizes – we are aware...
Quote #15085
If the only tool you have is a hammer, you tend to see every...
Quote #32910
I think we’re losing our sense of humor instead of being able to relax...