Quote #713
When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
Quote #23034
When I hear somebody sigh, ‘Life is hard,’ I am always tempted to ask,...
Quote #2287
Blessed be the meek, for they shall inherit six feet of the earth.
Quote #30268
A ready way to lose your friend is to lend him money. Another equally...
Quote #25777
If a man watches three football games in a row he should be declared...
Quote #14800
There it was, hidden in alphabetical order.
Quote #29643
I guess grace doesn’t have to be logical. If it did, it wouldn’t be...
Quote #25212
A group of politicians deciding to dump a President because his morals are bad...
Quote #20262
Love makes the time pass. Time makes love pass.
Quote #17681
Fill the unforgiving minute with sixty seconds worth of distance run.