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An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be...
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Children are very nice observers, and will often perceive your sligthest defects. In general,...
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When you meet your antagonist, do everything in a mild and agreeable manner. Let...
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Statistics show that of those who contract the habit of eating, very few survive.
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Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
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A fat paunch never breeds fine thoughts.
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Music is essentially useless, as life is: but both have an ideal extension which...
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What can you say about a society that says God is dead and Elvis...
Quote #15765
Football is a mistake. It combines the two worst elements of American life. Violence...
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The bird of paradise alights only upon the hand that does not grasp.