Quote #5257
In politics, absurdity is not a handicap.
Quote #32789
I try to make everyone’s day just a little more surreal.
Quote #17011
I believe everyody in the world should have guns. Citizens should have bazookas and...
Quote #2342
All children are essentially criminal.
Quote #16501
In order to be utterly happy the only thing necessary is to refrain from...
Quote #15344
It is one of the beautiful compensations of life that no man can sincerely...
Quote #33436
Honesty is the only way with anyone, when you’ll be so close as to...
Quote #31001
If the human mind was simple enough to understand, we’d be too simple to...
Quote #23498
If you are truly serious about preparing your child for the future, don’t teach...
Quote #1095
I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take...