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Justice cannot be for one side alone, but must be for both.
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Comedy is acting out optimism.
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If people don’t want to come out to the ballpark, nobody’s going to stop...
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Cleanliness and order are not matters of instinct they are matters of education, and...
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A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his...
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #16636
Humility must always be the portion of any man who receives acclaim earned in...
Quote #4581
No one should be judge in his own case.
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He alone is wise who can accommodate himself to all contingencies of life; but...
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To be always fortunate, and to pass through life with a soul that has...