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The trouble with some women is they get all excited about nothing — and...
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Romance should never begin with sentiment. It should begin with science and end with...
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If scientific reasoning were limited to the logical processes of arithmetic, we should not...
Quote #33891
Death is Nature’s expert advice to get plenty of Life.
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Until justice is blind to color, until education is unaware of race, until opportunity...
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Oh, the tangled webs we weave When we practice to deceive.
Quote #32134
You simply *must* stop taking advice from other people.
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Death is not extinguishing the light; it is putting out the lamp because the...
Quote #17138
One is never as fortunate or as unfortunate as one thinks.
Quote #29907
A humorist is a fellow who realizes, first, that he is no better than...