Quote #2518
The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television.
Quote #1036
Nobody knows the age of the human race, but everybody agrees that it is...
Quote #30008
When life is kicking others in the teeth, Become a dentist.
Quote #3690
Without music, life would be a mistake.
Quote #34642
When you think of the long and gloomy history of man, you will find...
Quote #7703
People vote their resentment, not their appreciation. The average man does not vote for...
Quote #5073
I like this place, and willingly would waste my time in it.
Quote #17204
Thou shouldst eat to live not live to eat.
Quote #11587
Show me an objective worthy of war and I will go along with you.
Quote #13727
The important thing to recognize is that it takes a team, and the team...