Quote #22415
I have never been hurt by anything I didn’t say.
Quote #660
The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow...
Quote #31367
Great nations write their autobiographies in three manuscripts–the book of their deeds, the book...
Quote #17636
Men trust their ears less than their eyes.
Quote #12093
Always win; but if you must lose, make the person in front of you...
Quote #96
I detest life-insurance agents; they always argue that I shall some day die, which...
Quote #5611
People find life entirely too time-consuming.
Quote #11811
Physics is to math what sex is to masturbation.
Quote #13093
The sort of liveliness which increases with age is not far distant from madness.
Quote #27598
Let ignorance talk as it will, learning has its value.